Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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