Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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