i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
high people should be assigned attendants
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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