It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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