I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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