Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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