Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I think my moral compass just broke
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