: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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