i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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