Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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