Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
