This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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