Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
