thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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