She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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