No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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