Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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