4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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