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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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