Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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