There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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