So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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