At least make sure they are 18
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Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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