never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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