I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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