Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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