If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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