I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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