The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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