And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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