love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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