He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just high enough for therapy.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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