The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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