I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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