therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
40s are totally the cure
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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