I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I could make wine with my vomit
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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