There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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