But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
he shaved USA in his pubs
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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