Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Less talking, more tequila
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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