my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
