Don't you send me to vm
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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