Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
