David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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