looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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