im gay
i know
yea but for you.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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