coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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