Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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