: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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