i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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