in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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